Monday, December 1, 2008

So, here i are again -

"What is this life if full of care, we have no time to stand and stare"
"What do you want to stare man?"

Don't have anything interesting in your life? Take a loan then you'll have much interest.

There is a sudden increase in the internet usage in China because Chinese people misinterpreted the wikipedia message "Donate more" as "Do net more":-)


I have a problem installing Ubuntu, what should I do?
Install Fedora core.
I have a problem installing Fedora core, what should I do?
Install Suse.
I have a problem installing Suse, what should I do?
What is the problem?
I can't find setup.exe.
Oh, these linux developers, they don't make their programs windows compatible!!!

I have formatted my hard disk, can I revert back?
Yes, of course, press UNDO.

How can I remove windows?
Call a carpenter!
Idiot, I am talking about windows on my PC.
Does your PC have doors too?

Do you know why terrorists are more secure now a days than before?
They started using Open Source software.

How can I earn millions in a day?
The next time you go for your salary payment implement this:--
for (i=0;i<10000000;i++)
{
myself.getPaid()
}
This will surely help you.
Thank you for visiting this non sense blog....

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